"Where I am from we don't talk about it, and as a woman you are not supposed to know, but everybody is quite concerned about how does what with whom," Lucille said. "So perhaps the moral of the story is that if you're a young girl you should remain a virgin so that a unicorn walks up to you and lays its head in your lap. Then your family slays it without even thanking you for the effort."

No, she wasn't impressed with the story or by the sense of morality in her time.